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A Post With A Gross Amount Of Words That Basically Accomplishes Nothing
Hello my pretties (and hello to your little dogs too).So I'm sure like many bloggers, in order to aid myself with the formulation of blog post ideas, I keep a running list on my phone of all the...
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Not A Real Post. Until The End. Then It Gets Sort Of Post-y.
Good Afternoon Blogstalkers.First I just want to say, thank you all so much for bearing with me as I post even less than usual as of late. The truth of the matter is that, being pregnant, I'm not able...
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Textual Healing
Happy Thursday Night or Friday depending on when I post this, Blogstalkers!(So Happy Friday Then.)I'm guessing I'm not alone in the fact that I have a couple of specific people I text or talk to when...
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I Dream At Night I Can Only See Your Face
Why Hello There Blogstalkers!It is me, your long lost friend Lauren! Please forgive me for my absence, but I've been alarmingly busy traipsing across Middle-earth in search of a vast treasure. I'm...
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Talk To Me Tuesday - Conversations With My Husband And Best Friend
Hello Blogstalkers. Happy two days until Halloween and three days until I start listening to Christmas music. Hope you're having a fantastic week!WITH RYAN (#1)Lauren: Do you want to hear my newest...
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I'm Just Giving It All, Giving It All Away
**Disclaimer. This post is about the holiday season. It'll be the last of its kind until after Thanksgiving**OHMYEVERLOVINGGOSH BLOGSTALKERS!It is finally November 1st, which as every person knows...
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Reflections On A Particular Sticky Situation.
Hiya Blogstalkers.This past weekend Ryan and I were out running exciting errands (The Container Store, Home Depot, Comcast, etc.) and we were finally read to get our butts home and sit on the couch for...
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Giveaway Winner Announcement
I've been morning sickness-y again this week so I'll cut right to the chase today Blogstalkers.After sorting through comments and duplicate comments and tweets and emails, etc, as determined by a...
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I've Always Wanted To Do A Swan Song. So Much So, That One Time At The Zoo, I...
Hello lovely Blogstalkers.So I really dislike writing this post and if you enjoy reading my blog then you might dislike reading it. If you think this site is ridiculous (it is!) and only visit for...
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Introducing Little Bunny Fifi.
Hello Blogstalkers!I thought I'd take just a minute to drop in and give you all the details on our small baby. Life is crazy right now with a newborn that pretty much refuses to sleep anywhere but on...
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Five Things Friday: A Fascinating Story About Eggs.
1. Yesterday I slipped on our driveway while unloading groceries and dropped the eggs. Three broke all over the driveway. I meant to clean them up but then the baby starting fussing and I forgot and...
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Introducing Little Bunny Fifi - Part II
So it's May. And I haven't written since February. And that's pretty despicable of me. Despicable Me. Sorry, I'm a mom now and I talk about kids stuff apparently. Gone are the days of me being...
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I Heart Jim Beam. Gym Beam, Not As Much.
Hello hello Blogstalkers.Jumping right in today. No time for long rambling introductions. Ryan is currently out to dinner with friends and I thought I had all this free time to write an entry but...
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Happy Anni-Bloggy-Versary!!
Hello Darling Blogstalkers.Today is the three year anniversary of the day I first started this blog. And while I'm not always the best at updating in sensible intervals, I still think that's something...
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I Would NEVER Walk 500 Miles. And I Would Certainly Not Then Walk 500 More.
Hello Blogstalkers,So you know how when you experience something that seems really odd or out of place you turn to your companion and say, "Am I crazy or is this pie crust taking forever to bake? Is...
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Charmed, I'm Sure.
Hello Blogstalkers.Pulling inspiration from the fact that schools are starting all over the place right now, I thought we could play a little game today.You know how sometimes in a new class a teacher...
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Mostly Wordless Wednesday - Scare Tactics
Hi Blogstalkers,As you all know very well, Ryan is a cantankerous sort of person. I have suspicions that he is getting more ornery as the years pass and I have moments where I drift into a daydream...
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The Time's Come To Play, Here In My Garden of Enchantments
Happy 99 Days Until Christmas Blogstalkers! (But I promise no Christmas posts for a quite a while yet)I know! It's almost Back To Yule time. Practically time for me to start warming up the ol' Fa La...
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I Like To Move It Move It
Hello Blogstalkers,So maybe you've noticed if you've tried to comment lately that you are no longer allowed to do so anonymously. This is because I was getting approximately one million SPAM comments...
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Talk To Me Tuesday - Cheese and Apples
Good Day Blogstalkers,I think I've mentioned before that Ryan is nuts for technology. So when the new iPhone came out recently, he rushed to buy it through pre-sale. He's using my update because I'm...
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Make Like A Tree and Leaf
Happy Fall Blogstalkers!I realize the first day of fall, at least here in the states, was a couple of days ago, but I really feel like Happy Fall is something one can say all the days of the Autumn....
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You Set My Heart Aquiver.
It's Friday, Blogstalkers. Time to drink champagne and dance on the table. Or if you're me, drink Diet Snapple and google "how much does laser hair removal hurt? More or less than cutting yourself in...
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Keeping It Reality
Greetings earthlings Blogstalkers.Recently Ryan turned to me when we were sitting on the couch late at night (730 PM) and said, "You know, I've been thinking..." At first I was all "Oh GREAT" because...
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Just, Thank You.
Hey Blogstalkers,Recently I decided to rededicate myself to this blog. To post more often, to reformat and reconnect and be the blogger I was long ago before pregnancy and baby and turning 30 and all...
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Pinky and The Brain
Hello Blogstalkers. Long time no nonsense. I miss you all.And because I miss you, especially late at night when I'm tired and emotional and rocking my baby, I've started to write tiny posts and think...
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