Happy Belated Valentine's Day Blogstalkers!
I was planning to do this post last week but then I had to go to Disney World and so it fell by the wayside. So since I am always willing to extend a holiday (no my Christmas stuff is not still up) I thought I would just do it today.
I'm officially holding a contest to see who can create the very best candy heart. This idea originally started as a post where I would make a bunch of my own candy hearts for laughs but it turns out I am terrible at candy hearts. I'm not great at keeping my words to a minimum, which is probably why I'm also terrible at Twitter.
Like seriously this was my best effort:
P.S. Can't wait for Monday to vote for something and want to exercise your right to vote immediately? Then feel free to head over to The Skinny Scoop where I've somehow been nominated as a Top 25 Humor Blog and vote for me! Last time I checked I'm currently tied for 3rd. It would be really cool to win because it would be like irrefutable proof that I can sometimes be funny and I could be all, SEE Ryan?! You can not deny it any longer! I am a comedienne!
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I was planning to do this post last week but then I had to go to Disney World and so it fell by the wayside. So since I am always willing to extend a holiday (no my Christmas stuff is not still up) I thought I would just do it today.
I'm officially holding a contest to see who can create the very best candy heart. This idea originally started as a post where I would make a bunch of my own candy hearts for laughs but it turns out I am terrible at candy hearts. I'm not great at keeping my words to a minimum, which is probably why I'm also terrible at Twitter.
Like seriously this was my best effort:
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Awful right? And after that, things just went terribly downhill when I started to riff off of Taylor Swift songs and be all "I could see your stubble when you walked in, shave it off right now. Seriously, it hurts my face." And it got even worse when I started to get all vile and dirty and change Downton Abbey into a heart involving the words 'Downtown' and 'flabby'. I seriously started to get horrified at the places my brain was taking me.
So I thought I'd turn it over to the funniest people I know, all of you.
This is how it works. Leave your suggestions in the comments and come Monday I will let you all vote on all of the suggestions for the winner (don't worry there will be a real post Monday as well.)
What does the winner get you ask? Well first I will have your delightful candy heart slogan placed on a notepad of your choice from Paper Source. And I'll also throw in a $25 Amazon gift card.
So have at it!
Fire Away, Fire Away. (And feel free to enter one million times if you like!)
P.S. Can't wait for Monday to vote for something and want to exercise your right to vote immediately? Then feel free to head over to The Skinny Scoop where I've somehow been nominated as a Top 25 Humor Blog and vote for me! Last time I checked I'm currently tied for 3rd. It would be really cool to win because it would be like irrefutable proof that I can sometimes be funny and I could be all, SEE Ryan?! You can not deny it any longer! I am a comedienne!
